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Charlie's Page of Futility and Shortcomings

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Hello friends! My crackpot friend and fellow associate Scott "Madman" Robbins convinced me to give this web page thing a go. My meager efforts however fail to impress him. Anyway, this kid is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. My name is Charlie, and I'm originally from a small town called Albion, New York. I went off to College to gain a little knowledge and then joined the Navy, because what I gained in knowledge I lost in $$$! Either way gang, I don't think this page has a general theme such as "Why Godzilla is the Worst Movie Ever Made" or "The I Hate Marilyn Manson and I Want to Kick Him in the Groin Page". I just request that you take a look around and maybe you'll find something that makes this page worth your while.

The Madman's Homepage - The man who taught me everything I didn't need to know about the life of a deranged, maniacal, lovesick psychopath.




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Pictures!



This is me back in June '98 in Wisconsin at the Jimmy Buffett concert. Levi is in the middle, proudly presenting his can of Natural Light. To his left is "The Highwayman" Jeff Broy. The show was great and I have been a Parrothead ever since. Looks like I ate too many cheeseburgers in paradise!!!!




This here is Paul (not the dog). He is one of my greatest friends, and my main golf partner. We have many memories together, from him whipping my tail at Pettit Stadium in Basketball, to whipping my tail in football at Pettit Field, to whipping my tail in golf at Ricci Meadows, to whipping my tail for breaking his 2 iron at Ricci Meadows. There are many, many more whippings that I can't think of now. He just graduated from the University of Rochester and recently married a young woman who I used to ride the school bus with!
**They are now expecting their first child this August!!**




This is my boat. By the way, I am a United States Sailor. If you would like the opportunity to ride around in one of these 100-million-pound liners, by all means visit www.navyjobs.com.




This is me, with my mom and dad way back in 1994 - my senior year - at my last home high school football game. We got spanked 20-0 by Lackawanna High School, a bunch of 25-year-olds on probation.





There's the Madman. He looks harmless but this individual ate too many pencils when he was little. Someone please help him...




This is myself with my aunt and uncle from when they came from NY down to Virginia Beach from NY back in October. Aunt Nancy doesn't think I'm the brightest crayon in the box...





These here are my good friends Brad, Dan, and Corey, during 4th of July weekend.


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I'm always looking to improve this page and its contents. How's bout signing my guestbook to let me know what you think and to give me cool links to check out. Thanks for sharing!


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Favorite Linkages!




Hey Jackass! Click on my cold, refreshing Steveweiser to go to the WWF website!




BOY COULD YOU GO FOR A GENNY NOW!
A refreshing reading on the history of possibly the world's most disgusting yet irresistable beer! Don't worry fans, I'm not a lush.




I've been living in the Commonwealth of Virginia for about a year now, and I have taken a tremendous liking to this band out of Fairfax.




I have also taken a tremendous liking to this other band out of Alexandria.




The OFFICIAL Buffalo Bills homepage. Check out how they did in this year's draft. Take a look at new Frosted Flutie Wheats brand cereal. Hey guys, let's make this year our fifth Super Bowl Loss. I'm sick of sharing records.




You will be a Parrot(t) Head. Submitted for your approval: Jimmy Buffett FAQ, lyrics, sounds, tour dates, and how to make the perfect margarita.




The struggles, the funtimes, the Men's Club.


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